Redneck Wedding

Here is a conversation we had in our car tonight:

E: When I get bigger can I have kids?

Mel: Yes, when you get married you can have kids

E: Where can people get married at?

Mel: You can get married anywhere. Most people like to get married in a church

E: I want to get married in a store.

Kyle: Ok, what store, buddy.

E: I want to get married in Walmart

I about died laughing. Sure son, we'll see how that goes over with the future wife! :-)